Naked sleepwalking

Travelodge has a “sleep director”

Yes, it sounds like an odd post, but the budget hotel group has been having increased problems caused by naked sleepwalkers, mainly stressed out men! They are even having to train their staff to deal with them.

Which reminds me that I knew a South Shields based policeman who suffered with this problem on an infrequent basis during the early part of his career, and was found by his colleagues wandering naked during the early hours in our town centre. They returned him to his home with little more than a traditional police helmet to cover his modesty.

Must have been an arresting sight!