New M.O.D. Laptop
Miliband Edition
The new dual core Ministry of Defence laptop carries everything you could ever need for ease of use and direct information access services. It’s battery comes from the tried and tested range of clapped out radios issued for desert use, the processor is the dual core high architecture 64-bit Milichip ready for demanding applications favoured by the British Council in Moscow. 2 Gb of Browne memory will ensure that two jobs can be carried out at the same time, and the 17″ wide screen TFT display is state of the art non recyclable and non reflective. This laptop comes with 600,000 bits of non encypted personal information already installed, data retrieval is never a problem when on the move!
Available now from any disreputable “fence” or government department, it’s so cheap you could even call it free!
“You couldn’t make it up!”
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