No, not The Monkeyhouse, more like the dog house.
Yes I realise this topic has already been mentioned in The Monkeyhouse, or was it The Whip (I cannot tell the difference between the two) but Archbishop Cranmer makes a much better fist of it today, his most potent passage is the final paragraph;
“By the way, Peter Oborne and the Dispatches team may wish to note that this is not an Islamophobic article, but one that highlights the absurdity of policing guidelines which are not only patronising to Muslims, but serve to inflame the very tensions between religious groups which they are seeking to quell.”
Dog Bless indeed!
Curly is still praying to Cranmer for a small favour, it is some time since he promised a “spring clean”. Perhaps His Grace gets a little forgetful of his communicants from time to time.

















