Waynetta’s world
An open letter to Jimmy Foreman
Today’s meeting of the Cabinet of South Tyneside Council will consider a report setting out a new general policy that attempts to limit the number the number of successful planning applications for hot food take away shops in the borough.
Many of our recognised retail areas have a number of hot food take-aways at present, an indication of the general demand for such facilities (they wouldn’t be there if people didn’t want to use them), and in some areas we are actually losing good general retail space to make room for them. In South Shields 14% of our retail outlets have been given over to cafes and restaurants and a further 6% are occupied by hot food take-aways, does this indicate that many of our residents have a lifestyle which reflects that of Waynetta Slob (pictured), the character created by Harry Enfield?
One might argue that the modern lifestyle revolves around a couple with 2.2 children both working who have little time to prepare and cook their own food and therefore rely on a convenient supply of burgers, fish and chips, kebabs, Indian curries, pizzas, and Chinese food, yet at the same time there are areas in South Tyneside where unemployment is still unacceptably high with couples and single parent families relying upon the same sources for their meals. The applications for hot food take-aways would not be so high if the demand for their services was not there, and after reading in the News of the World on Sunday of the lifestyle enjoyed by Karen Matthews I was struck by instant recognition of a number of similar scenarios that I could point to in South Tyneside. We are in danger of allowing our residents to live in Waynetta’s world!
As a libertarian I will say that it’s their choice to live this way, to shop in these places, and to feed themselves and their children with an unhealthy diet high in saturated fats and carbohydrates. So whilst people want to use the facilities of hot food take-aways then why not let them?
There are a number of other disadvantages to allowing this market free and unfettered access to our High Streets of course, they nearly all (without exception) create problems with car parking, particularly between the hours of 6.00 p.m. and midnight when local residents hear a constant stream of car engines coming and going to make use of limited parking space. Many of them are the cause of increased litter problems, especially at weekends, some of them create odours , and some become the focus for attention from groups of youngsters who seem to enjoy flocking to a lit window like moths to a flame. This can be intimidating for ordinary law abiding citizens making their way home at night. Again, an illustration of Waynetta’s world.
Yet, the demand for these products and services need not necessarily be as high as it is at present if we start a massive educational onslaught against our children to help them enjoy the benefits of knowledge, and learn all about food, it’s preparation, and cooking. These skills were once passed on from mother to daughter (and even to sons) and yet as far as I can remember have never been given a general high focus within the educational curriculum. Some very basic cooking skills are being taught in South Tyneside schools from an early age (i.e. years 1 - 4) and the skills curve starts to rise again at year 7. However, the time and intensity given to the subject needs to be amplified, encouragement needs to be given to all pupils of both sexes to learn culinary skills between years 7 and 11 and in further education. Community education needs to become involved too for adults looking to further their knowledge and skills, community projects need to be initiated to involve as many sections of the community as possible, our community centres, clubs, and associations have a role to play too. Once culinary skills and talents are established the skill base will again start to widen as the knowledge gained starts to be disseminated amongst family groups.
This is the the way to break out of Waynetta’s world Jimmy, but first you need to be brave enough to break out and away from the national curriculum, and to establish a new pattern in South Tyneside which stakes a great pride and emphasis in increasing knowledge of healthy easy cooking and eating. You should be pressing your Cabinet colleagues to follow your lead in this venture and impressing upon them the benefits of health, fitness, and more importantly a lessening of the demand for hot food take-aways in our retail areas. the consequences of which will be a releasing of more square footage originally intended for general retail use.
Councillor Jimmy Foreman as the Lead Member responsible for education in this borough you have an important and pivotal role to play which overlaps into other areas of the region’s lifestyles, you can be instrumental in driving a cultural change which will benefit us all, and your lead could create a model which other authorities might follow and it could become a catalyst for much better styled shopping areas in the future.
People make better choices when they are better educated, and the culture of Waynetta’s world can be eradicated.













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