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Tony to auction off his freebies

It could be worth keeping an eye on Ebay over the next couple of weeks as the present occupiers of 10, Downing Street hurriedly sell off a mountain of freebies and gifts given to them over the past ten years. The Mail on Sunday reports they are being offered to an undisclosed group of private buyers who can resell them only if they promise not to reveal their connection to Downing Street. The sale is being conducted in such secrecy that the Cabinet Office, which is supposed to be at the forefront of Mr Blair’s ‘open Government’, has declined to answer questions about it.

If the Blairs want to keep their gifts, they must buy them out of their own pocket at the full market rate. Otherwise they will become property of the State.

So, if you need a Fender from Bono, or a head tennis set, a new watch, or an electric Ferrari, you know where to look.

Tony Blair, guitar, ebay

Written by curly

May 20, 2007 at 8:35 am

Posted in News, sarcasm, Satire

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