Labour announce candidate for Primrose
Dingle dangled over Jarrow ward
After years of feeding us octogenarians, grandmothers, pensioners, Hammer House of Horrors apprentices, and various Halloween ghouls looking for a way to step up to the House of Commons, the Labour Party in South Tyneside has eventually got the message, we need more totty and less Fairley. After the selection meeting Miss Dingle announced that she was
“pleased to be attempting to represent the people of Primrose but my fight to win the candidacy was not that hard, well they weren’t exactly a bunch of hunks were they?”
They have finally realised that the public really do prefer more attractive politicians.
Mind you, put the three South Tyneside Tory councillors together and you still won’t make a George Clooney (but at least their poster is adaptable).