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Caption competition (cult personality edition)

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Joe McElderry and Ahmed Khan

Found this on a spoof Twitter site (there are one or two of them about) anyone in South Tyneside care to offer a caption for either Joe McElderry or Cllr. Ahmed Khan, pictured, I believe, in The Old Ship in Sunderland Road, South Shields recently?

PS I would have liked to have given credit to the photographer, but unfortunately the provenance of this picture is presently unknown.

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Written by curly

February 4, 2010 at 10:59 am

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  1. Stick with me young Joe. A few years of pork pies & beer, and you too could develop physique like this. It does make you bold though.

    I will get Maureen to bring some of my supplies round for you.

    Ahmed Khan's Straining Belt

    February 4, 2010 at 11:47 am

  2. Joe – “This will be one hell of a Climb to get passed this mountain”


    February 4, 2010 at 12:34 pm

  3. Do you sing or just tweet like a twat?

    Susan's Boil

    February 4, 2010 at 1:31 pm

  4. “You know, Joe, we have so much in common. Did you know we have both been publically judged?”

    “Well, Simon Cowell said I had the voice if an angel. How about you, Councillor?”

    “Well, Joe, District Judge Roger Elsey said I was overbearing and bullying. So you see, we do have something in common”.

    “Err, yes. Taxi! Taxi!”

    Councillor Khan's PR Man

    February 4, 2010 at 6:18 pm

  5. Joe: Please release me, let me go…

    Joe's Adoring Public

    February 4, 2010 at 7:57 pm

  6. Ahmed: Joe try and be like me, keep your hands in the picture sonna.

    Sid the snappa

    February 4, 2010 at 9:44 pm

  7. Faster Joe, Faster.

    The Councillor's Zip

    February 5, 2010 at 12:50 am

  8. Oh bugger, I think I’m going to fart, hope the emergency exits aren’t blocked.

    Porky Pieman

    February 5, 2010 at 8:42 pm

  9. This is a perfectly innocent photograph, Curly. You are holding a respected public figure up for ridicule. This is unacceptable.

    And, for the record, (as I have read on various Twitter accounts) I do not steal pork pies from the council, or beer. Neither do I endulge in exotic practices with my with, Maureen.

    Councillor Khan

    February 6, 2010 at 10:23 pm

    • You are so drole and a real comic, but unfortunately you are also an imposter (alas) the real Councillor Khan, if he knew who you were, would attempt to sue your ass, and it would be fun to watch ha ha!


      February 7, 2010 at 1:08 am

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