Elvis is found alive and well…..
……In Brown’s bunker!
I mean, just how cookie can Labour’s spin doctors get, have Mandy and “bad Al” Campbell been popping on the wrong medicine or something? To use an Elvis impersonator looks almost as embarrassing as asking the unelected Scottish Prime Minister to gurn smile for the cameras.
From “things can only get better” to “when everything I do is wrong”, – they’ll have us believe that he “don’t have a wooden heart” next!