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Tony Blair scratch card

Blair delighted!

“I’ve always been a winner, never doubted it at all, especially after two election victories. As soon as I saw those cards in that little shop in Jerusalem I just knew that a few shekels would bring me good fortune, and the silver part in the middle was, well, you know, familiar territory, so I borrowed a nickel from one of the CIA blokes who was along for the ride and scratched away. Well, three nuclear facilities in less than 45 minutes and that was me dancing along back to the hotel, I haven’t told the wife yet, you know how they are, wanting to go on shopping expeditions, well, frankly, I haven’t got that much time in between the engagements.

I might consider flying back to Washington and see if I can pick up anything for the kids, pop in and see my old friend George on the way to dinner with Barack, I never doubted that it was all worthwhile, well, let’s be frank, if we hadn’t had, you know, done it, I wouldn’t have ended up in that Israeli newsagents would I?

If I can do it, so can you, it’s time for change, get yourself a Shock and Awe scratch card today!”

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Written by curly

February 18, 2009 at 6:35 am